This is not making fun of dispensationalism. I got these from Michael Vlach (who got them from Ken Gentry, who probably was making fun of them).
You might be a dispensationalist, if…
- You consider jumping on the trampoline as “rapture practice.”
- You get excited when you see “parentheses” in texts.
If you think general revelation is the Commander-in-Chief of the armies of Armageddon